Another must see video

[CroBob]

Video

If you watch closely, you can see me actually fall on the Duck's leg before going backwords into the chair.

[damaramu69]

That is quality, I think Crobo needs another quest to fail!

Tomo

[Avy]

LMAO - you poor thing!

[CroBob]

I wake up this morning and I have a bruise! I have a bruise on the right side of my junkular region!

It still wasn't as bad as the very first time I got hit in the nuts. It was Stumble who did it back then, too.

[allessandra]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahah
Also...isn't the the same chair Silv fell on after his thorough nut kicking?

[CroBob]

It is.

[kalrad]

omg the pain!

[Stumbleduck]

Heh, It was the first weekend in my new apartment, so it's my same recliner. I figured what better way to break it in, than to do what everybody wants to do - kick Crobob in the groin.

I like how his right foot lifted off the ground, but I'm a mean spirited, strength-through-adversity kind of friend.

[ninja]

People are still accepting Guild Quests?? Not sure how long that's been up but god damn. I feel like I just ran 4 miles after watching that. What's the reward anyway? an HJ

/ninja

[Stumbleduck]

We don't give rewards, only punishments. Kind of like the Marine Corps, but not.

[Rama]

Ummm yeah, I remeber one time I caught a Muay Thai fighter in the nuts when he raised his leg to high... The bruise pooled blood and he lost his right nut and I did not hit him nearly as hard as that video lol

I am never taking a guild quest I love my shrubbery to much

[CroBob]

Well, on the bright side, most of the actual pain didn't hit me until after I fell. The falling backwards was mostly reflex. I did, though, have a bruise on my thigh for a week. Neither of my buddies have shrivelled up yet.

[Aveloan]

BUMPAGE!

Yeah, not much of a bump since this is stickied, but I was actually guild quested this past Monday night... Donavon, Phil, Cody, Lincoln and Micky Guild Quested me to come out in the bitter cold of Michigan air to get into the hot tub. Cody had to pull me outside into the snow on the hot tub platform in order to try to get me in. It didn't work. I screamed, hollared, resisted and so on, but then they said "Pfft, fine then." Then here comes Donavon, "You have to do this quest because I'm your superior!" (( Something like that.)) ANYWAYS! I eventually get up the courage to go outside in an all white attire... (( And yes, it was see-through after awhile... >.>...)) SOOOOO yeah... Guild Quests FTW/FTL?!

And omg... that looks like it was painful, but what he said to the camera, aka CroBob, was hilarious. Good stuff guys!

Cheese!

[Stumbleduck]

The actual rules for Guild Quests are:

It has to take place in game.

It has to be reasonable to accomplish with some dedication.

It should either be funny (Silvarious had to hump 10 Warforce Clan members) or benficial to the guild and player (Crobob had to farm 10 Essence of Air, Silvarious had to get Tredmic to 60.)

All terms, including punishment, time frame, and stipulations are laid out ahead of time.

The questee must accept the quest. Turning down reasonable guild quests is grounds for being called "laaaame" and moderate to severe razzing.

What Cheese is describing is more of a "Do it." Those are a bit different. Anyone that hangs out with me (in what is known as the "Arrr-Ell") knows that if you get a 'Do it' from three different people, you gotta do it, or be subject ot the above penalties. Some pretty funny things have happened because of Do its, usually to Silvarious.

The best of course are Stupid Contests, in which only the truly hardcore can hope to compete. I've been dreaming up a new one, but nothing worthy has entered my mind yet. The trick is that they have to be activities that won't get anybody seriously injured, killed, or arrested.

I'm thinking of going to a school for a degree in Stupidology, it's a growing field with plenty of opportunities for enterprising individuals.

*1,000th post! Woot!*